
Asked a Bass Pro (read: anyone who ever entered a tournament) where he would go if he had to catch a largemouth bass.
Lake Webster.
There was a program on some stations that sold a magazine, Midwest Outdoors, neither of which I've seen for some time. Both may surely be around.
One segment featured muskie (not Ed) fishing on Webster. The pair of experts became frustrated as they caught nothing but bass. That would thrill all but meat fishers and guys filming a program about catching muskie. I don't recall them catching even one.
Know that muskies would test the patience of a herd of Jobs, that dedicated types may go a year without ever sniffing one.
I could never be a muskie fisherman, as my patience flees in terror in less than a minute.
I was looking down food aisles in a box store last week when my field of vision filled with a woman in chartreuse slacks and a bright orange hoodie. The slacks actually had the cut, drape and fit of pajama bottoms, and the hoodie was more a sack than a shirt. I laugh out loud in public about twice per year, so I'm paid up through June. Because the pumpkin orange hood was up.
When I was a youngster, 1960 and then abouts, I had a morning paper route. Okay, it started out mornings, up and out in the dark, but it gets light much later in winter, and, in winter, you have to see where you are going, and it got to where I had to have first period free to finish up.
At that time, the Sunday Indianapolis Star was so thick most carriers couldn't finish the route in one trip.
All the advertisements were print ads, not fold-ins. Thursday papers carried the weekend sales and specials (no malls), and the Thursday Star was thicker (heavier) than two weeks' copies of the paper today.
The carrier was given a bill weekly, and expected to collect enough money from customers to pay it, the balance being salary. The Star cost 40 cents weekly, 25 cents Sunday only. Extra service, such as putting the paper inside the storm door, was free as requested, tipping optional.
Unless you worked with this scheme, you cannot possibly believe how many people dodged this bill, some for months.
The carrier was not allowed to discontinue service, and was expected to develop the salesmanship skills to collect from recalcitrant customers, some of whom hid in their houses from a 12-year-old.
Monday, Tuesday, and Saturday papers you could fold and fly with accuracy up to twenty yards. Wednesday and Friday papers, some times, and Thursday editions, always, were rolled and rubber banded, which you bought. Sunday papers were delivered flat.
Those rolled Thursday papers were clubs. Plexiglas was a thing of the future, and long-time debtors could expect to replace some glass. Maybe not just once, depending on the carrier's judgement and patience.
A plus was the option to purchase monthly magazines at a weekly cost, like 12 cents each. I bought Argosy and True, two men's magazines of outstanding quality and dubious reliability, long since vanished.
I also subscribed to Field & Stream, the nation's first and best outdoors magazine. It contained articles about dream trips and things a kid could do, now. One feature was "Solunar Tables", which I assume they still run, but are also available on-line.
Theses tables list four periods daily, two "major" and two "minor", when fish and wildlife are active. The charts are extraordinarily accurate. For one, if you start catching fish, you may notice an increase in bird chatter and movement. I've tracked this for 50 years and it is amazing. You can check it from the comfort of home. Chart a couple periods then turn down all that noise and listen.
If you have unlimited time for outdoor pursuits, you don't need these data. But to maximize your chances for observation, hunting, or fishing, check the tables and be out and active when nature is, during the major periods.
A bird's day, sans breeding and migration, is four activities, repeated once. Not in order, they are resting, taking water, eating, and taking grit. That's about it. As you observe birds, they will be engaged in one of these, but not usually resting, which isn't a public activity, to maintain Homeland Security.
At Pearson's Mill SRA, a train of Northern Cardinals, four males then a female, crossed the road from the woods towards the reservoir. Gorgeous. Brilliant scarlet in the grey day.
And on the way out, a kestrel on a wire. Looking robust, and you really, really hope so in this weather, that he's not just fluffed to keep warm.
I've written of a low-spot pond just north and east of here. I ignored it for years, until I spotted a Great Blue Heron stalking it, never having guessed it held fish. This awful winter, a pair of red tails chose to ride it out there, and they were perched in the low trees this afternoon. I think they hunt Converse Cemetery - their potential territory would encompass both, with miles square to spare.
Oh yeah. The tortoise. Her first name is "Clia".
More on her later.
Remind me.
For TillieGod Bless You! I love you and admire your courage and resolve! Get well quickly and totally!