
How many times have you heard "Be careful what you wish for"?
Because I recently lamented the dearth of cottontails and coyotes, and, now, this:
The Mississinewa Battlefield, the beginnings of the end of the Miami tribe and the usurping of land from our native Delawares, is at the headwaters of the reservoir, where the Mississinewa is still a river. There is a road runs for a few miles along the east side of the river, the genesis of which would surely be 18th Century, certainly earlier. It is a lovely place to walk, much of the road canopied, and often practically deserted.
There are three access points to the road, and I took the middle, to walk a more open section in hopes the footing would be best.
On the way back, I heard beagles, then a 12-gauge shotgun report.
Abbe left for the truck, as she cannot tolerate loud noises.
A bend in the road (river) blocked the rabbit hunters, who drove in behind us.
My puppy went 'round the bend in full collie song, and I worried he would be shot. But for who knows why, he responded to my screams of terror and came back.
We came on two hillbillies, really good guys, one nearly my age and the other great-grandfatherly, a certain octogenarian (okay, he said). They were hunting from the road, for sure in deference to the man's years. It is illegal to hunt from a road in Indiana (this is primarily to protect deer from spotlighters - they literally freeze in the headlights). But the law isn't that specific. And I don't know if they were licensed, or had signed in, both requirements to legally hunt IDNR-managed land.
Then again, a hillbilly with a shotgun is a bona fide killing machine, so I skipped all the legalese and made nice.
They noted that Abbe had gone by at a fast trot, and didn't even look at them.
The younger man held a dead cottontail in his right hand, so I finally got to see one.
Oh, goody.
There is another trail, on the south or west side of the river, that runs, about 50% true, from Marion to the confluence with the Wabash River a few miles east of Peru. This is the Slocum Trail, named for Frances Slocum, taken by Delawares from her family at Wilkes-Barre, PA at the age of five and raised as a Miami in the Mississinewa area. After the most extensive, exhaustive, intensive "manhunt" in the history of the known world, her brothers found her some 59 years later, completely assimilated, named Maconaquah, living on a ridge five miles from the schools since named in her honor. And you can visit her there now, at the Frances Slocum Cemetery. Good luck defining the "ridge", but hang in there, you can do it.
At Jalapa, directly across the river from the battlefield cemetery, there is a ford in the river. You can see it most of the year, large slabs of limestone that amount to a near-bridge, and for much of the year you can wade it and not get your cuffs wet.
The Slocum Trail passes through Jalapa, and this ford creates a link with my much less well-defined trail. Further, at winter (low) pool, now, you can look upstream from the SR 13 bridge and see a road that ran butt up against the river, my trail.
You don't need to accept my trail, but know this: "my" trail is the access road to the Frances Slocum Cemetery, and I'll bet dollars to dimes Maconaquah knew "my" trail very, very well.
We were headed west on the Slocum Trail, about a mile past Red Bridge, this afternoon, when I noticed a red pickup pulled in to a Sign In/Out station. There were dog boxes in the back, and stretched out on the tailgate, a coyote.
Perfect.
In the late spring and early summer, coyotes can look mangy, as they shed that winter coat for the summer. This one was resplendent in a luxurious deep-winter coat of copper, auburn, rust, and burnished gold.
Resplendent, except for the dead part.
Why in the fuck would anyone shoot a wild coyote? They are harmless, beautiful, and a true joy to sight and watch. This legged turd keeps dogs, which are genetic Xeroxes of coyotes. Maybe he's one of those walking condoms crammed with vulture vomit who keeps his dogs in unheated cages in the farthest corner of his yard. If the dogs are that lucky.
Okay, here's a genuine proposal: except in cases of thoroughly documented depredation, hunted game must be limited to what the hunter eats. Period.
You can bet those hillbillies ate that rabbit.
This brainless shitstain may have the coyote mounted, either in taxidermy lexicon, or in the colloquial sense, and I'll pick the latter, although the odds are likely about equal, but it ain't food.
The wonderful people who bred my superdog Addie had a neighbor who was twice caught in his neighbor's goat barn. Everyone in this story should have relocated far, far away from one another. And, as an unnecessary aside, the goat packer was married. At least after the first time.
I am so full of crap I come across as having an answer for everything. But why shoot a coyote? And why do we allow it on our state property? Doesn't that mean these are our coyotes, not IDNR's, not hunters'? The Coyote has a revered status in American Indian culture and religion, known variously by many honorifics, such as The Trickster (a being of unmatched wit, wile, and guile), and God's Dog. Given the opportunity, I would have shot the genetic dead-end before he shot the coyote. There would have been purpose in that.
A guy who never, ever should have fathered two children lives on a corner in the next block north, and keeps beagles in elevated cages in the backyard. Which fits, as a cage adjoins rabbit hutches. This should be some excitement for the rabbits, as every time the hounds bay, it must boost the bunny heart rates to Indy speeds.
In the 15 years I have lived here, to the best of my knowledge, these dogs have never, ever been out of these hutches. The guy has no beagle boxes in his truck, and I would bet my house forensic scientists could not find a dog hair in the cab.
If this is livin', I'd be dyin'.